Nothing ever worked for her. What hope is there for me?
baby baby baby
This literally just crushed me.
I WILL NEVER MAKE ANOTHER GRUMPY CAT JOKE AS LONG AS I LIVE
I bet you read that in eeyore’s voice though.
You can tell by the way I walk I’m a women’s man no time to talk
"Well, honey, I’m off to work. Superman’s cape isn’t going to flap around in the wind by itself!"